Unicorn Science

Unicorn Science 32 y/o slacker
no life ambitions
likes owls
easily distracted
needs to get outside more

Other Blog: Owl in a Bottle

This blog is essentially things I find funny, pretty, or weird. Likes: Tom Hiddleston, Pacific Rim, Deadpool, and Star Wars stuff.

Participate in a Survey About Gender Diversity in Video Games

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sourcedumal:

nerdybloomers:

xekstrin:

wasdplz:

screaming-fan-girl:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

The <title> of this page is “Do Consumers Want More Women In Video Games?” The results of this survey will be presented at GDC15, so let’s tell ‘em a resounding “FUCK YEAH!”

Please reblog! 

DO IT

DO THE THING

fucking tumblr bomb this shit

here’s the link so you don’t have to click through the article to get to it: http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/1776666/PlayerSurvey

Y’all better fucking do this damn survey okay

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(Source: mastaroshi78)

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lockbottom:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

Wow that’s so damn simple

(Source: brain-food)

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

Reblogged from mpregnateyourocs

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

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(Source: friskydrisky)

scottagro:

The funniest MST3K line ever is “Every frame of this movie looks like someone’s last known photograph.” from Manos: The Hands of Fate. Discuss.

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scottagro:

The funniest MST3K line ever is “Every frame of this movie looks like someone’s last known photograph.” from Manos: The Hands of Fate. Discuss.

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kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

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the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

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elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Reblogged from doublefaggot

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Reblogged from hiddlesworthislove

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: swarnpert)

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maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000
unamusedsloth:

³√

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unamusedsloth:

³√

always-sunny-aso:

"Are you retarded? Are you a retarded person?"

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always-sunny-aso:

"Are you retarded? Are you a retarded person?"

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

Reblogged from legendofstraydog

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

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