Unicorn Science

Unicorn Science 31 y/o slacker
no life ambitions
likes owls
easily distracted
needs to get outside more

Other Blog: Owl in a Bottle

This blog is essentially things I find funny, pretty, Tom Hiddleston, or Rudy Lom.

Reblogged from ravenclawmind-starkheart

(Source: lesmotsentrenous)

Reblogged from laugh-til-ya-fart

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

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(Source: hungarian)

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fortychickennuggetsandlargefries:

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

put a screen on your window

Reblogged from thebigbadfox

(Source: lolgifs.net)

sittingovation:

 

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sittingovation:

 

(Source: brunts)

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

Reblogged from lazy-like-a-fox

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

featheroftheowl:

Great Horned Owl and baby by Kimages2c

Reblogged from owlygeek

featheroftheowl:

Great Horned Owl and baby by Kimages2c

michaelfaudet:

Happy Easter…x

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michaelfaudet:

Happy Easter…x

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(Source: pusheen)

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

Reblogged from do-not-enter-the-dog-park

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

Reblogged from comtessedebussy

spicyshimmy:

don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet

Reblogged from wilwheaton

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

Reblogged from laugh-til-ya-fart

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

Reblogged from badwolfinsheepsclothing

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

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