Unicorn Science

Unicorn Science 32 y/o slacker
no life ambitions
likes owls
easily distracted
needs to get outside more

Other Blog: Owl in a Bottle

This blog is essentially things I find funny, pretty, or weird. Likes: Tom Hiddleston, Pacific Rim, Deadpool, and Star Wars stuff.

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dorkly:

Today in Nerd History: Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (well, yesterday)

On August 28th, 1993, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers premiered on US television, changing the way we thought about “teenagers with attitude” forever. See, most teenagers with attitude are just moody jerks who mouth off to their parents a bunch - or so we thought. Turns out teenagers with attitude are teenagers who are willing to take on the responsibility of defending the planet by fighting a moon witch using dinosaur robots.

Teens - there’s no one more dependable.

When I got old enough I realized that “teenagers with attitudes” just meant “the suits are fueled by raging hormones”.

I could be a Power Ranger.

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chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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orbsteeb:

orbsteeb:

join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a series of dismissive interjections. question them about the Sword. when you can think of nothing more to say, crouch and sidle upstairs. put on a hat that you find there. leave. equip your strongest weapon and strafe through a graveyard. press your face against the largest tomb and run in place, drifting slowly to the side 

this is making the rounds again and seems apropos

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

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some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

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lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

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lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

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