Unicorn Science

Unicorn Science 31 y/o slacker
no life ambitions
likes owls
easily distracted
needs to get outside more

Other Blog: Owl in a Bottle

This blog is essentially things I find funny, pretty, Tom Hiddleston, or Rudy Lom.

Reblogged from laugh-til-ya-fart

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Reblogged from legendofstraydog

(Source: gingerhaze)

Reblogged from legendofstraydog

chxp-stick:

mastertoph:

thesummeroflike:

one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements

If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.

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ddemotivators:

RPG Groups
posted by Biotroll

Reblogged from radetzkymarch

ddemotivators:

RPG Groups

posted by Biotroll

Reblogged from omnomnominator

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

bewbin:

i win 

Reblogged from ethernius

bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin)

tastefullyoffensive:

[balten]

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

[balten]

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

Reblogged from thescienceofseductionn

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive)

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

Reblogged from thescienceofseductionn

rush-n-mule:

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

The force kick is a headcanon tho

Reblogged from thescienceofseductionn

princesscadenza:

unicornlet:

princesscadenza:

how to drink milk

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is this the right gif 

NO IT’S NOT

(Source: feirunes)

lloorren:

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

I am laughing so hard omg, chekhov is instant favorite tumblr

Reblogged from lloorren

lloorren:

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

I am laughing so hard omg, chekhov is instant favorite tumblr

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

Reblogged from comtessedebussy

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders)

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

Reblogged from comtessedebussy

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

(Source: fullmoonwolves)

Reblogged from hogwartskidsproblems

bluberryattack:

We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”

Reblogged from revengeofthecreature

virusexe:

tsukihi:

virusexe:

I am confused and frightened by the internet

just look at cute pictures of bunnies and dicks. itll be okay man

something. something is off

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